Monday, 27 January 2014

Well satisfied but not sitting comfortably

Just a quick love letter to Spanking Land today as I'm quite busy, but I needed to take a couple of minutes to let you know how my session with Cherri went.

Let me sum it up for you in a single word - wonderful!

She is a lovely lady (both physically and in her character) and the best role player that I've sessioned with. I sent her three costume requests and 6 scenarios (3 top, 3 bottom) and she followed them all brilliantly. Her outfits were stunning (especially the jodphurs!) and I loved the way she swept from one scenario to the next.

We laughed a lot, and spanked very soundly; she's quite a petite lady but with a very solid swing and a very sharp smacking hand. Oh, and a gorgeous round bottom that grows pink delightfully.

She has a day job and spanking is her hobby; the time she takes for herself, so she throws herself into the session with a palpable joy.

I had a brilliant time, and I'll provide more details in a day or two.

All the best


Sunday, 26 January 2014

Just another spanking Monday

Well then, the whole Dani Hunt experience went wonderfully; a lovely girl, a delightful session and a tremendous interview, which also got Chrossed (thank you my friend - nice to see you still look in here).

I had so much fun that I think I might have to do something similar again soon.

Or, you know, maybe tomorrow.

So, Monday morning I'll be off to Halesowen to meet with Sexy Cherri for a two hour session; lots of spanking, switching and jodphurs (no, not on me, to the eternal relief of the whole of Humankind whose collective psyche would be scarred by such an event).

Guess what? It'll be like you were there as well. I'll unleash my descriptive powers and blast you with all of the spanky details. Of course, it won;t give you a sore bottom.

I can't wait.

Well spanky friends, until tomorrow

All the best


Tuesday, 21 January 2014

Inside the mind of Danielle Hunt - superstar spanking interview time

If you are a regular reader of this blog (and if you aren't, well, why not pray tell? It's no good sneaking in there at the back of the class and hoping I won't notice you - Tim sees all!) you'll know of my admiration for the delightful Dani Hunt.

Furthermore you'll likely recall that I very recently enjoyed a spanking session with her, and my report it here for all to read.

To enhance the experience I now present an interview with Ms Hunt; she is quite forthright and holds strong opinions on most subjects. I've added my own comments in a couple of places because, well, you know me - gobby sod who can't keep his thoughts to himself. Ah well.

Anyway, enough of me (no, I know that isn't really possible, but hey, let's pretend shall we?) and over to the questions. And the joys of variable font sizes!

1. I know that you weren't spanked as a child. How did you come to gain an interest in spanking?

I was always a bit intrigued by spanking.

When I was at school {I went to a Girls School….I was good, the rest of the class weren’t} I would always think that if we were taken back in time to the days when corporal punishment was legal, the whole class would have to take six of the best! I would sometimes daydream at how I thought the “naughty girls” would cry and scream when they received their dose.

Going on from that, some of the naughtier girls seem to be a bit over-experienced with getting detentions, or suspended, therefore it was very ineffective from stopping them fighting {I have seen many earrings ripped from ears}, smoking, shoplifting at lunch time or giving the “likely lads” oral sex through the gaps in the school gates……..

I used to see some of my teachers get so very exasperated and red-faced when dealing with some of these girls. I used to wonder how the teachers kept so restrained. I often wondered if the teachers wanted to revert back to the days of spanking and caning.

Tim: ah, so many school girl fantasies. Might be some ideas here for next time we meet!

2. Which came first; sessions or videos?

I first got into spanking by doing spanking videos. The first time I was spanked was October 2010. It came about because I saw an advertisement placed by Sarah Bright {of www.spankingsarah.comand} looking for girls who would like to be spanked on video.

I was very na├»ve at the time, as I thought that spanking was done only by parents to naughty children. I didn’t realise that adults indulged in this. I had not had any friends or boyfriends who had wanted to try. So I got in touch with Sarah and we set a date, the shoot took place in Grantham, Lincolnshire.

The video which was made – which produced real tears and a bottom so sore that I couldn’t lie on my back for two days – was named The Thieving Maid.

The spanking sessions came a little later. It is funny thinking back to the days when I started, as I was confused by the names of all the implements. I couldn’t tell my straps from my whips!

3. Do you get spanked in your personal life?

I am a spinster with three cats. I lack the social skills that would allow me to get {or keep} a boyfriend… I blame this on my very wicked sense of humour and sense of entitlement.
Because of this I do not get spanked in my personal life.

I frequently get asked if I would seek out a boyfriend who would spank me, or split from one that wouldn’t. I have thought about this, I don’t think so. I say this because I wouldn’t get in a relationship with a boyfriend that was going to boss me around, so if said boyfriend said I must stop doing spanking session… he would be shown the door. Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you…you idiot!

On the flip side, I MAY find someone who isn’t comfortable spanking me, in which case the spanking sessions and spanking videos that I will continue doing may be my only salvation.

Tim: I find it hard to believe that you lack any social skills; I thought that you were excellent at relaxing me when first we met. and I was a little stressed.

4. Given that most spankers are middle-aged white guys do you find that they react differently to you as a young black girl? Do some guys specifically seek you out because of your colour, do you think?

That’s an interesting question. I have met a few people who have said they have never spanked a black or mixed race {my Mother’s family is White Jewish, whilst my absent-father’s family are from a British owned colony in the Caribbean called Montserrat} woman, and that they wanted to see for themselves if black/brown bottoms turned red. Some people have became a bit flummoxed when their best attempts to spank or cane me do not produce the normal red lines that would appear on white girls.

I am not sure if I would go as far as saying that these men react differently to me. That is something I will give some more thought to over the next few months.

Currently there are 2-3 black/mixed race spankees in the UK that meet for professional spanking sessions, so I am not sure that I would state that the market for black/mixed race spankees is underserved. That said, I don’t know of any Chinese / Indian spankees, so that would be interesting to see.

5. I did an interview with Pandora a while ago, and, as she had expressed an interest in shooting with you, I asked to what she attributed the lack of ethnically diverse spankees. She felt that the question should be better addressed to a black model, so, guess what? What do you think?

This is a topic that frequently comes up. A friend of mine suggested that as so few non-Caucasian men aren’t into spanking – or fetish things in general – they are therefore not going to try this with their girlfriends. As mentioned earlier, I have only met 3 non-Caucasian men who were into spanking, which is a drop in the ocean compared to the amount of Caucasian men. My friend then went onto explain that they thought these sorts of things are generally initiated by the males, rather than the females. I think I would agree to this.

6. I know that you have your degree now, and you talked about finding a graduate level job. Do you think that the professional spanking side of your life may be coming to an end?

I don’t think it is coming to an end. I say this because I enjoy spanking, and have become very good friends with some of the people I have met through spanking. Because of this, I would most likely do it around my job. Evenings and weekends maybe?

That said, who is to assume I am going to be able to get a job? I hear a lot of graduates are having trouble securing graduate-level positions, and that some had to search for as long as two years before securing such a position.

I do have a back up plan though. All this newfound intelligence that I gained whilst studying Economics and Finance means that I will dedicate a certain amount of each day to perfecting a multi-million pound VAT scam that I have in mind. After I do this, I will live out the rest of my days in a country which lacks an extradition treaty with the UK, sipping cocktails and listening to the likes of Bobby Derin.

Tim: Well, either somewhere sunny or the inside of a dank jail cell anyway!

7. I loved the way you incorporated my wish to see bottom rubbing into our session and the way you adopted my phone call into our role play. Do you have any dramatic aspirations? Or perhaps literary ones?

Oh gosh no. Though my Mother does know that I do spanking, she would drop down dead if I said I wanted to be an actress. Not to discredit actors, or writers, I am an avid reader and I adore the theatre. However coming from a Jewish family, the catchphrase “banker or baker” was repeated numerous times during my formative years. The majority of my family are accountants or work in some finance discipline… though some members of my extended family became engineers.

If money was no object, I would become a pilot. I absolutely adore flying! In my mind, nothing can top the thrill of taxiing an A-380 or Boeing Dreamliner down an runway and then TAKING OFF!
This is Captain Hunt speaking… we are all going to DIE”

8. You were spanked by Dallas. Was it the hardest spanking you've taken?

In all honesty, I wouldn’t say that Dallas is the hardest spanker I have come across. Personally, I would say the Amsterdam Authoritarian – Dutch Mike – of and is a harder hand spanker.

I feel really lucky that I have become friends with a lot of the people I have shot with. People I am particularly fond of are Sarah Bright, Dutch Mike {both mentioned previously}, Eve Howard of and Jacqueline Omerta of

When doing spanking {videos or one-to-ones} there is a lot of trust involved, even more so when working in a foreign country. Every spanking company has treated me very well, and as an equal – with the exception of Dallas of I found some of the comments he made to be very rude and vindictive, spiteful almost. I was warned about that both in the UK and in the US before I met him. I think he was exceptionally proud of himself when he broke my skin and made me bleed, especially as that almost ruined the videos I had planned to make with other companies on that trip.

Tim: I found Dallas to be a little difficult when I talked to him about reviewing his site. It seemed like it was important to him to establish his superiority. Mike however seemed like a lovely bloke, who you might cheerfully go out for a beer with (you can see where my priorities lie!) and I think that, outside of Northern Spanking, his sites are my favourite video ones.

9. I know you have some videos available on Clips4you. Have you considered moving into the production side?

I have never really thought about that. I have no experience of working in that field, except for holding the camera a couple of times when being short of a cameraman.

I wouldn’t rule out such a move, as it is fantastic to see a good spanking film and know that you played a part in the making of that. The problem with movies today, as with most forms of media, is piracy. I think it is unjust that spanking producers are earning less profits year on year – not as a result of falling levels of demand – but instead because illegal download websites are allowed to continue operating.

It won’t be too long before spanking films will be a thing of the past, simply because all the producers {and potential producers} won’t be able to continue in their operations.

Tim: my God, I hope you're wrong about this! I get masses of fun from spanking videos. I understand the difficulties piracy causes to video site owners though from talking to John at Triple A Spanking and the lovely Miss Shanelle, who only does Clips for Sale now due to the problems she experienced.

10. Talking to you, and having watched many of your videos over the last couple of years, it seems like you know everyone involved in professional spanking in the Western world. You must have a huge network of contacts?

I wouldn’t agree with that assertion, though I do know quite a few people. There are websites that I haven’t shot for – Bars and Stripes, Northern Spanking, Punished Brats, to name just a few.

It’s ironic that being so close to mainland Europe, spanking hasn’t developed into being a more established “scene” {I hate that word in this context}, similar to that of the spanking scene in England. I have gone to various places in Europe to meet people for 1-1 sessions, which is always fun as I get to see a new bit of the world. I have heard from various people that Canada and Australia have next to no spanking at all, which I have always struggled to understand given that it is part of the Commonwealth…. and spanking is profound in America.

Tim: I thought that you had been on Punished Brats although I must have imagined it. As mentioned above, I'm a huge fan of Northern Spanking and I'd love to see you on there. 

11. Is there anyone that you want to shoot with that you haven't yet?

Having met Lucy of Northern Spanking a couple of times at events, she has struck me as a very interesting woman, who WILL make sure your bottom is red. I would like to shoot with her.

12. What frustrates you most about the spanking "scene"? Apart from the phrase, that is.

Hmmm. Now that has got me thinking. There are a few things that I don’t like about the spanking scene. I think my biggest gripe is that is such a divide - and stigma - coming from the “lifestylers” {people who do spanking in their private life} towards those who do it professionally.

As has been a recent point of discussion on the ITC messageboards, there are some people who indulge in spanking who think that it should not be mixed with any kind of sexual activity, and that those that do – particularly women who offer both services – are nothing more than dirty whores who are going to burn in HELLFIRE!!!!

I think this is a very juvenile discussion. Who is anyone to judge a man who wants more than just spanking, or the woman that is happy to do such? In the eyes of most “vanilla” people, we are all seen as strange; many vanilla people would put a female who gets paid for spanking in the same pigeon hole as women that get paid for sex.

It seems that despite evolving for 2000 years, on the topic of women getting paid for sex, some people will not accept that it is a woman’s choice to do this. What I thought was very evident in these discussions is that few seem to understand that supply of these services stems out of demand. No demand = no supply.

13. Perhaps I've been lucky but it's seems to me that most spankos I've interacted with have been particularly pleasant and bright (I'm excluding some of those posting on ITC from that). What do you think?

As mentioned earlier in your questions, yes there is a general “type” of person that does spanking. Typically the males are white {I have only ever met 3 people of the non-Caucasian persuasion}, if they aren’t self employed they are of a medium-high level of power in their professions.

As for the women who do spanking, it is a mixed bag. You have me, who is so strange and deluded that in my spare time I dream of shooting Nick Clegg, taking power and forming my own right wing government in a coup d’etat…. I know many people roll their eyes at this!

Similarly you have women of very high intelligence who have excelled academically, some of whom have jobs outside of spanking. You also have women who are content to be home makers and do spanking on the side. And finally, you have some women that live on council estates who marry convicted criminals whilst they are serving a long stretch in jail….. a real mixed bag.

14. After all of your spanking experiences does the sound of someone saying "spank" still give you a thrill?

I have always found spanking to be a nice little break from reality. It is nice to “lose yourself” in role play and relinquish control. I enjoy meeting new people, and people I have met before. It is always nice to see the little things that set people apart.

Tim: That's interesting. I find being spanked takes me out of myself entirely, freeing me somehow, but spanking just makes me focus. On a bottom usually. 

15. You started out at a spankee, and still identify yourself in that way on your Spankeefinder ad; do you find topping difficult? In what way is the experience different for you?

I enjoy topping. I would say that I am about 60-40. 60% prefers being spanked, because I’m a bit selfish…. Topping is good because you get to get a bit of your own back and inflict a bit of psychological torture. Just a little bit…I’m not Kim Jong Un. Please don’t be frightened of me.

Tim: Dani is one of the most frightening people I have ever met. No, not really. You shouldn't be frightened of her, unless you happen to be over her knee. Whew, hard hand or what!

16. On the same subject, have you made any F/M videos? I got the idea that you had from the list of companies that you had worked with. Did you enjoy the experience?

I have done some Female on Male spanking videos. I did my first videos of this kind with {sister site of} on a male who had a VERY VERY tough bottom. A female dominatrix named Mistress Lina was in the videos with me also, and she wasn’t giving him any mercy.

When in America I got to give Vinnie of a good walloping. I have also appeared on

17. Is spanking becoming more mainstream, and, if so, is this because it is increasingly sexualised?

I think spanking is becoming more mainstream. It is appearing in a lot of films lately – for instance Keira Knightley was spanked in A Dangerous Method. Similarly, Miley Cyrus is getting a lot of press for spanking some of her backing dancers on stage.

I think all of this is party of The 50 Shades of Grey effect. Every ten years of so there is a “scandalous” book such as this, which opens the eyes to many women to subjects such as these. I think this is part of why Ann Summers is reporting an increase in the sale of many fetish related products.

Tim: I always feel just a little as though our world has been invaded when the vanilla public get excited by fetish after something like 50 Shades comes out. It's not a rational perspective, because more mainstream acceptance is likely to lead to more mainstream spanking material, but still...

18. The degree to which spanking is considered a sexual act seems extremely vexed. Where do you stand on this?

I would say it is sexual. If someone is getting some kind of sexual gratification from spanking {I do hope my delicious bottom satisfies the men who spank it!} then it is sexual. I think that if someone told me they just wanted a bottom to spank for the sake of inflicting pain, I would just tell them to take it out on a punchbag.

Tim: Your bottom is delightful, and very satisfying to spank. I look forward to my opportunity to do so.

19. Do your vanilla family and friends know about your interest in spanking?

My family is very small. My Mom knows, my 3 cats definitely know. Fortunately I have a lot of friends who I have met because of spanking… some friends I had before this couldn’t really accept what I do, citing they were worried with my safety and the morality of it all etc etc.

20. And to finish, a non spanking question. What was the book in your bag, and who are your favourite authors?

The book in my bag was a present from a friend of mine. The book is Guilty Wives by James Patterson.

I really like a lot of authors. I like a lot of genres; however I am not so keen on sci-fi or historical
fiction. When a book’s tone is “I was walking down the street, and then I developed wings and flew away”… I put the book down at that point.

I particularly like Danielle Steel, who has been consistently good over the years. James Patterson. Martina Cole, John Grisham, Sydney Sheldon. I also read a lot of true crime, Ann Rule is a very distinguished true crime author as she is a former police officer and worked alongside Ted Bundy {before he started his killing rampage}.

Tim: And back to me once again. Many thanks to Dani for her full and thoughtful answers, and for getting back to me so quickly too. She really is a lovely approachable girl and I would heartily recommend that anyone who can do arrange a session with her. 

Once again I've borrowed some photos from Dani's site as a pleasant diversion from my endless waffling.

All the best


Monday, 20 January 2014

And now, because you demanded it.....

The Danielle Hunt spanking session report! In full technicolour, with life like sound effects and real steam rising from well spanked buttocks!

However, before we get to the fun stuff, I have to tell you of my epic journey to Spanking Valhalla (and no, I never thought that would be in Cradley Heath either!).

I started off, too fucking early as ever, and walked the mile or so to the Birmingham bus stop. Got almost straight on to a bus, and it wasn't too crowded. Traffic was awful though, so I used some of the time to text Dani, to confirm we were still on. I got a quick response and settled down to an hour of music and reading (Of Monsters and Men as soundtrack, and Jonathan Aycliffe's "Naomi's Room", if you're interested).

Got to Town, and with a short walk reached the train station. There's a very frequent service to Stourbridge that stops at Cradley Heath, and I was seated within 5 minutes.

The train stopped at a number of little stations and 30 minutes later I emerged into the sunshine of a nice fresh but cold Black Country morning (this refers to the coal-based industry traditional in certain parts of the West Midlands, and is now spectacularly anachronistic). It was 9.15 and I wasn't meeting Dani until 10.30 so, against her advice, I decided to walk.

I'd checked out a root on Google Maps, and been advised that the walk was 1.7 miles. No problem and plenty of time. So off I went.

The first couple of turns were fine, and I found the A359 headed for Halesowen. I walked along it and came to an island. My directions specified one thing, my eyes another. I tried what appeared to be the correct route, and found myself walking up a huge hill. After a while I second-guessed myself and turned around.

To cut an interminable story slightly more terminable (I know, but if I want to abuse the English language on my blog I will, damnit|) I ended up lost. I found what I took to be a reasonable land mark and called a taxi.

This arrived promptly, and we headed off to my destination which, of course, was just over the brink of the hill I had been on. I gave up about 100 yards too soon. Ah, bollocks!

So, just on 10.30 I arrived at The Topcat Club, to be greeted by Dani at the door. She looked stunning, dressed in a short plaid skirt and schoolgirl blouse, and was immediately chatty and quick to put me at my ease.

We had coffee and talked comfortably. Dani was inquisitive, and we talked about family, pets, work and (gasp) politics. On which we spectacularly differed. We also talked about food, where we differed again, as Dani is a vegetarian, and I feel cheated by any meal that has no component that had feet. Or fins.

The venue was really nice and, on a cold day, lovely and warm throughout. It's made up of a number of playrooms, and we determined to use the lounge setup.

This had a variety of chairs and sofas, and a low coffee table on which were displayed a variety of implements, including my favourite - the slipper. 

We decided to start with one of the old standbys to get into the swing of things; a schoolgirl role play. Dani was already dressed for the part, so she knocked on the door and I bade her enter. She came in, looking at the floor in fright, and told me she had been sent to me by her teacher as she had forgotten her homework, It was the second time this week, and only Tuesday!

I, of course, sat in a straight backed chair and put Dani over my knee. I spanked her on the skirt, over her knickers and on her (gorgeous) bare bottom. I had told Dani in advance that I liked reaction from my spankee, and she wriggled and squealed in the most delightful fashion. Her bottom is springy and firm, and my hand smacked against it with lovely echoing slaps.

After a while I pulled up her pants and let her stand. Then I told her she wasn't done, as she had also been late that week too. I bent her over the back of the chair, lifted her skirt and pulled her pants back down. The slipper practically leapt into my hand, and I proceeded to put it to good slappy use. After a while I though that this was a good time to try some other implements out; there were a couple of leather paddles, or different sizes, and they thwacked most effectively into Dani's bottom. Quite a few times.

After a few minutes of this I felt we'd taken this scenario as far as it could go, and I dismissed Dani with a final slap on her bum. She left the room, ruefully rubbing her spanked bottom. This was something I had specified I liked to see, and Dani played it to it's fullest throughout our session.

We decided on a domestic role play next, with Dani changing into t shirt and tight tracksuit trousers, to play rebellious and naughty niece; this time I sat on the settee to spank her, as again she wriggled and gasped. I'm only a moderate spanker, and I'm sure I made little real impression on Dani's bottom, but it was a wonderful
experience for me.

Next it was switch time, and I was a naughty schoolboy called in to see his angry aunty who has had a call from school about bullying and smoking. I like role play, both as spanker and spanked, but I somehow find it easier to get into character when about to be punished, so I bratted away happily. Dani looked suitably stern, and it was easy to forget that she's less than half my age.

After a stiff lecture (no, I'm not going to say any more about that!) she took me over her knee and applied her palm to my bottom. She has a hard one (and the double entendres keep coming) although through trousers it wasn't bad. After a while she made me drop them and spanked away some more. After a couple of minutes she suddenly stopped; my phone was ringing in the next room! I checked it, and saw it was a message I could leave for a while.

Returning to our room, Dani faced me with an angry expression, and demanded to know if that was a boy from school on the phone? What did he want? I loved the way she incorporated the call into our role play, so that it didn't break the flow, and I was soon bare bottomed across her knee as she spanked me very thoroughly, and harder than I've ever been spanked before.

After a while she let me up, and bent me over the settee for a taste of some implements. The larger paddle in particular made me dance and throb, and pushed me about to my (admitedly feeble) limits. Dani then gave me six with the cane; I had said I wasn't a fan, so she was quite gentle, and gave me plenty of chance, still within the role play, to back out if I wasn't happy to try it. The last couple of slashes stung though!

Thoroughly chastened the bullying schoolboy was allowed to pull back up his clothes and leave the room, with some quite genuine rubbing.

Dani asked if I'd like some cream, which I accepted, so I went back over her knee for a rather less painful session of very soothing rubbing. We carried on chatting while this happened, and, afterwards, broke for a cup of tea, with more talking. The conversation was fascinating to me, especially when we talked about mutual acquaintances in Spanking Land. Dani has met virtually everyone you can think of - I have videos of her with most professionals!

I was out of role plays so I sat back on the chair and put Dani back over my lap for just some spanking, with hand and slipper, while we carried on talking. The session was very relaxed and ran past the appointed finishing time.

We finished off, and Dani managed to convince the venue's owner (a really nice approachable guy himself, who talked in a wonderfully down to earth manner about some of the fetish sessions they ran there) to drop us to the nearest station, and we shared a carriage back into Birmingham.

I had a delightful time; Dani is bright and charming, and. despite our somewhat different views of the world, remarkably easy to talk to. She is a sexy and tempting spankee, attentive to her partners needs and desires, and able to adapt role plays as circumstances require. While she describes herself as a medium level spanker she smacked my bottom more thoroughly than anyone had ever before. A couple of days later I can still feel some tenderness.

I liked what Dani said before we started; that I should speak up if anything made me uncomfortable. After all "We want to hurt you, but we don't want to hurt you". 

In one way it can be a little intimidating meeting a spanking professional with the body of work that Danielle has behind her; however, no one need be concerned by this. She is easy to talk to and brilliant at relaxing you. She is delightful in every way, and I can't imagine any spanking fan not enjoying his time with her.

I've never yet been back to a professional spankee, because there are so many out there to try (I have a session booked with Cherri for next week) but I suspect Dani will be at the top of my list once I do begin to do so. 

I'll be conducting an email interview with Dani in the near future, so please look for that. She is forthright and clear in her views, so it should make for fascinating reading.

All the best


All of the pictures are, of course, of Danielle, and I have shamelessly lifted them from her website, Spank Danielle. Check it out - there are lots more pictures there!

Friday, 17 January 2014

A brief expression of joy

I won't be able to post a full report of my session with Danielle Hunt until Monday but I must just say the following; she is a delightful young lady, even better looking in real life than in her videos, chatty, relaxed, funny and bright.

She has a wonderful bottom, a very hard hand, and goes out of her way to make a session what you want it to be.

If you were thinking of booking a session with her, I urge you to please do not hesitate; you will not regret seeing her.

And now I must away; lots to do at the weekend, which is very much family time.

I promise a full explicit post on Monday with all of the spanky details but for now - I had a wonderful time! I hope that all of you have half a good a time this weekend.

All the best


Thursday, 16 January 2014

Dancin' on the balls of my feet

Just a quick "hey, I haven't forgotten you" post today, 'cos I'm a whirling dervish of excitement whilst I get ready to go meet Danielle Hunt. My first actual spanking session with a genuine spanking superstar!

Finding it difficult to sit still to type this - and later I may find it difficult to sit for other reasons! Dani looks to be a fine switch - love the video on Spanked in Uniform where she spanks the sixth former who can't pay for her meal, and then gets spanked by Mike the Dutchman.

Wow. Can't stop typing "spanked". It must be on my mind for some reason(!)

So anyway, off to have a wash now, and then I'll be dressing, getting my bag of role play clothes together, and heading for the bus.

See you later kiddies.

All the best


Is all as it seems?

Good morning; the second day of my return to blogging. and a second post. How's that for a kick ass average?

Although I have a long way to go match the wonderful sexy and reliable Veronica; she cheers me up on a daily basis, and I wish she was in the UK, and therefore in spanking range.

Nice to dream.

Let it Snow, let it Snow, let it Snow

Well, then. Here I am. Large strong cup of fresh coffee at my elbow - I even ground the beans myself! New computer monitor stares at me awaiting brilliance. The keyboard hums to itself in anticipation of sensual keystroking.

What to write about?

Really sorry about this, but I think it has to be a serious post. This has been much in my thoughts of late. I want to bore you with my views on faithfullness. And, you know, the opposite.

First things first. I am in a committed relationship with my wife. I love her, and would never have sex with another woman.

Spanking is a different matter.

Still Snowing

I won't get into the vexed debate about whether spanking is necessarily sexual, other than to say that, while I do get a sexual charge from it, I also get something more. I don't need spanking to lead to sex; the act of spanking (or being spanked) is entirely sufficient of itself for my fulfilment.

My wife knows how important spanking is to me. She always has, and, over the years, it has grown in significance. However,my wife's limited interest gas diminished.

When we first got married I spanked her often, but over time this happened less and less. A few years ago I discovered the joy of being spanked, and, after an initial burst, that too has withered away.

It's now been 7 months since I last played spanking games.

I really don't have a clever (or dumb) caption for this one

I know my wife realises how important spanking is to me, because, a few years ago, she told me that, such was my focus on spanking, she felt that if I spanked another woman it would be effectively being unfaithful to her.

I would never have sex with another woman, but I have spanked a few. I earnestly wish to spank a few more. Starting tomorrow with Danielle.

Hey look, it's Danielle

Am I being unfaithful?

When someone chooses to have sex with someone other than their partner, they are being unfaithful. They could presumably have the same (or different) sex with their partner but they choose not to. This is clearly a breach of faith.

In my case my wife denies me the spanking that I crave, so if I seek it elsewhere am I being unfaithful? Am I merely protecting my mental and emotional health by going elsewhere for a release that will make me feel hugely happier?

And is it different if I pay? I'm seeing a professional spankee - when we meet there may be some emotional connection but, in abstract, this is just a commercial transaction.

Not that, if I were at a spanking party and the opportunity arose, I would refuse free spanking anyway.

I've come at this from every angle I can, and I want to be able to say that my faithfulness is not an issue. This would ensure my peace of mind, and make my experience more relaxed.

I can't though.

Hey look, it's not Danielle

If my wife knew she would feel that I was cheating. Therefore. rightly or wrongly, with or without commercial considerations, I am cheating.

I love my wife. I wouldn't cheat. Right?

But at some point I need to factor in my own needs. My wife is clear on what they are. She will not fulfil them. The frustration is bad for me on so many levels, and, eventually, is likely to lead me to resent my wife.

I need to cheat. In this one very specific way.

I can't resolve this in any way that doesn't leave me, at least a bit, unhappy. Ultimately I will, as I have before, end up choosing what is, for me, the lesser of two evils.

Tomorrow I will go and play with Dani, get my spank on and come home sore handed and bottomed, and with cheery thoughts to keep me warm until the next time.

Ah Leia, still the woman I most want to spank in all the World!

It doesn't make it right though. Just necessary.

That'll do for now; I'll try and make the next post more amusing.

All the best


Many thanks to those of you who have contacted me and expressed pleasure that I'm back. And to the guy (?) who hoped I was dead, well, fuck you mate!

All pictures from Spanked Callgirls, just 'cos I have a subscription at the moment.

Wednesday, 15 January 2014

There's a feeling I get..

It's oh so much like an old abandoned attic.

You tentatively make your way up the ladder; the steps creak beneath your weight, sending a shiver of impending destruction skittering down your spine. You shiver, deliciously.

Stretching, you push against the loft hatch. It's hinges creak in reluctant protest, and briefly fight back. You shove again, and it swings noisily upwards. It's open maw greets you with the fetid breath of neglect, and a tentative tongue of dust pokes out cheekily.

You climb into the opening, and the beam of your torch fires sword strokes that slash at the dark, as you search for the light switch. A click, and dusk blooms across the alien landscape. At the corner of your vision something dives for cover, something furry and unwelcome.

You gulp, mouth dry, and it strikes you.

You really don't want to be here.

And, for a while, that was how I came to feel about this blog.

My life has been in a state of constant change; I've had health, family and financial issues, as we struggled with moving house, the kids school and the death of my mother-in-law (no, none of the standard jokes here - she was a lovely lady and I miss her rather more than I ever expected).

Anyway, we move on. New house in Walsall. Daughter doing stunningly well at school. Wife settled and feeling happier. And many of our financial constraints removed now we have bought the new house.

Still, I wasn't sure I'd come back. Too much time had passed and it felt like starting again.

Unfortunately I find that I still feel a sense of responsibility in relation to my blog. Which is totally fucking nuts, right? Blogs, by their very nature, are produced for the pleasure of the writer. They are a forum where he can broadcast his views, however unwelcome to the Universe they may be, and not give a shit.

The problem is that, after a while, you start to pick up readers. Loyal readers, who hang around and watch for each post. Loyal readers who care when you don't write, and mix their regular fix. Loyal readers who sometimes leave comments.

And you come to cherish them. Bastards! Making me want to write this crap.

Of course, I'm an opinionated sod too. Just 'cos I haven't been posting doesn't mean that I haven't been thinking. Some of these thoughts might interest you. Or not, but that's the risk the reader always takes, especially with an unedited forum such as this.

My personal changes have made sessioning feasible again. I have one arranged with the divine Miss Danieele on Friday. It's something I've been threatening for more than a year now, and I told her that I'd write about my experiences and run an interview with her. Need a blog for that.

I was looking on Spankeefinder this morning; I have another session arranged in a couple of weeks time and I'm thinking of going for the hatrick in February, so I'm considering candidates (I've reached out to a couple). I was reading Nimue Allen's page, and I clicked onto her Nimue's World blog. There, next to the blogs of several scene people that I adore, she listed this little enterprise as one she read.

I know a number of professional writers, and, oddly, they say that they are often surprised when someone comes up to them and announces that they have read their book, and liked it. It never occurs to them that anyone else will like what they do.

I might be a bit like that.

So here's the deal.

New dawn of Tim the Tum's Spanking Good Time.
All promises kept (unless I really don't want to).
Less requests to website owners for free membership in return for reviews (although if you're reading this and want to offer...)
No suggestions to spanking models that they might want to offer me a free session in exchange for publicity (although if you're reading this and want to offer....) PLEASE NOTE:- the management (me, that is) would like to point out that I have never, at any point, done this, and would never do it. I won't even bother with the weak "If you want to offer.." joke at this point
No swearing - like that's going to fucking happen!

Ah, you know what? Read the new blog, same as the old blog. Pretty much.

Hope you enjoyed your visit. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell everyone you meet walking down the street. Put up a fucking billboard if you want.

Tim the Tum's Spanking Good Time is back and open for business. Oh, and lots and lots of spanking pleasure.

All the best


Coming up:-

Site reviews of all of the Clare Fonda stable and the Institute of Discipline
Location report on spanking Danielle Hunt
Location report on being spanked by Danielle Hunt
Interviews, polls and, oh yes, some of them photo things.

Which brings me to:-  all photos here today were borrowed from the Institute of Discipline, and are used solely to promote their products. And maybe to turn you on bit. But never mind - you can always rub it better!