Tuesday 26 July 2016

A slight return - for a good cause

Hello everyone. God. that's presumptuous, isn't it? There might be no one out there reading this.

I hope that a few of you are though. Actually, I hope that lots of people read this, because it's here for a good cause. The wonderful and very charity minded Danielle Hunt, whose interview here several thousand of you read, is doing her annual charity walk, this time in support of a Prostrate Cancer support group, and she'd like you to get behind her,

I think that this is an extremely worth while charity (as all of those that Dani has chosen to support are), and I hope that you can help her out.

I'll leave it to Dani to tell you more:-

I lay myself at your feet, cap in hand. Yes I want your money
but here is why. *Drumrolls* 
On bank holiday weekend next month – Saturday 27th and Sunday 28th August 2016 - I am walking 60 miles {100 kilometres} to raise money for charity.

I obviously did not learn from my sprained ankle last year! *tsk tsk* 

The charity which I am supporting this year is Prostate Cancer UK, who are quite unknown and receive very little coverage in the media. 
I am supporting this particular charity this year as they do fantastic work with both prostate cancer sufferers and their families, as well as carrying out vital research. 

Supporting this particular charity is very important to me as my Grandfather {who has now passed} contracted a very aggressive form of Prostate Cancer when I was very young. Had this not been diagnosed at the time it was – he would have died within a year. Had he not been operated on straight away – he would have died within a year.

Last May, I did a 60 mile sponsored walk raising money for The Brain Tumour Charity and raised £6,250.00 in total. I was sore and crippled for a few weeks, but it was absolutely worth it. I am hoping to raise more this year. I have been spending a lot of time training recently.

The sponsored walk is part of the South Coast Challenge and takes place on Saturday 27th August 2016. The walk begins in Eastbourne, East Sussex, along the South Downs and ends in Arundel, West Sussex. When I finish the race, I will receive a medal, a certificate of completion and have my photograph taken at the finish line.

PROSTATE CANCER BEWARE, I'm going to walk all over you!


As well as doing the sponsored walk, I have also organised a Sponsored Spanking Party with spankees Mia Collins, Chloe, Scarlett – who is a brand new spankee, and this will be her very first party, and myself.

Gorgeous girls with gorgeous bottoms who want a firm spanking...strictly in the name of charity!

The parties will be held on Thursday 18th and Saturday 20th August and will take place in Birmingham and start at 1.30pm on both days. Lots of spanking fun guaranteed! 

ALL of the proceeds from the party will go to Prostate Cancer UK. It would be great if you could attend and give us all a sore bottom

If you are unable to attend a party, I really do hope that you will consider sponsoring me, as I do believe that Prostate Cancer UK are doing some amazing work, They receive no funding from the UK government and need every penny.

If you would like to sponsor me to do my walk, please email or ring me and I will add your pledge to my sponsorship form

Now, I better go and put my walking boots on.... just 5 weeks to go! Wish me luck! Pray to whoever your God is that I finish unscathed! A swollen ankle is a lot worse than a sore bum.


07763 870 589

Charity information:
Prostate Cancer UK
Registered charity number in England and Wales (1005541) and in Scotland (SC039332).
Registered office: Fourth floor, The Counting House, 53 Tooley Street, London SE1 2QN
Charity website: www.prostatecanceruk.org
Events coordinator Ms Bardha Krasniqi - bardha.krasniqi@prostatecanceruk.org

Party Information www.stingingtails.co.uk
South Coast Challenge information www.southcoastchallenge.com

I hope that you can help her out.

Best wishes


Thursday 11 February 2016

It is with some regret....

I must offer my apologies for those of you who have kept coming back here, and especially to those of you who have commented or contributed in other ways, but this is the last post I intend to make to this blog.

There are a number of reasons for this:-

1. Practical one - the hard drive on which I had 2.5tb of spanking films, and from which I drew all of these lovely pictures, has suddenly packed in. It's a decent make (Seagate) and just 2 years old, so this is disappointing on many levels.

I'm not currently in a position to replace it (funds are too limited I'm afraid) and, even if I could, the files may not be recoverable. I'm certainly not in a position to rejoin all of those sites in order to collect the films again, and some, such as Pandora's Dreams of Spanking, and Shanelle's various sites, are no longer operational anyway.

2. Health issues - my recent health scare has passed, and I'm feeling pretty good (thanks to those of you who asked/sympathised), but I'm not getting any younger, and I do have a number of ongoing issues that I have to manage. 

3. Time matters - I'm going to be working more this year, and a lot of my free time is spoken for, so finding the hours each week that it takes to post here regularly is problematic.

4. Oh, let's call it apathy - I used to love writing this blog, but at the moment it just seems like too much effort. I think I may not be the only one who thinks this - I've had several ladies agree to interviews in the last few months, who haven't actually followed through after I sent them some questions.

In the main I've loved my time as a blog creator, and I've particularly enjoyed interracting with those of you who have commented, and those people involved in our spanking obsession that I've contacted.

I'm sure that, in a few days, I'll feel the odd twinge of regret, and I'll think about putting up some sort of post. The absence of all of my lovely spanking videos will certainly harden my heart, and allow me to fight off temptation.

I'd just like to wish any and all of my readers, regulars or just occasional visitors, the very best of health and luck, and, maybe, I'll run into some of you on one of the very many fine sites and blogs that continue to rattle along.

I'll leave this site up for as long as Blogger let it stay, so I hope that some of you will check back here and reread the odd favourite piece. Or just spend a happy few minutes browsing some of the lovely spanking pictures.

Thanks for your time.

I wish you all well.


Monday 11 January 2016

Some apologies

Hello everyone; it's been a little while hasn't it?

I hope that all of you had a lovely Christmas, and a fine New Year, and that getting back into the routine of normal life hasn't been too jarring.

I'm sorry to say that I have had some health issues, and that the resolution of them is likely to keep me away from my blog until February, at least. 

So I'll have to leave you to all of the other fun spanking sites out there.

You might just want to have a quick peep at this video though, for some entertainment to keep you occupied; it's certainly one of my favourites! View it full screen for the maximum amount of fun.

Best wishes to you all


Tuesday 22 December 2015

A very merry spanking good Christmas to all - and a few new pictures too!

Merry Christmas to all of my readers; yes, that also includes those of you who only pop in briefly to scan through the pretty pictures that I love to post here too.

My regularly scheduled posts are more or less suspended over Christmas, as you may have spotted already, as I prefer to spend time with my actual family, rather than my pseudo spanking one. Please don't feel slighted.

Fear not though. I won't let you go out alone into the cold Winter evening; well, I will, but not without giving you a gentle pat on the back, and a few fun spanky snaps to take your mind off of the cold.

The wonderful Roy Tersley has been extremely generous in providing a number of new photos, with a Christmas theme, for your viewing pleasure. Any other pleasures you may take from this are strictly between you and a box of tissues.

Anyway, let's start off with a handful of pictures of the young Pandora Blake.

You recognise the face (well, you better bloody well should - I just told you who she was!)
I'm sure that this angle is familiar too
Oh, she looks so sweet and spanky
We wish you a Dreams of Spanking Christmas
Weren't they lovely? Hard to believe the wide variety of kinky spanking ideas that lurk behind that sweet and innocent looking face, isn't it?

So, on to some general spanky Christmas pictures, I think.

Glowing Christmas cheeks
How can such a lovely lady be threatening?
Or this one, really.
Still having fun? Yes, me too. Sadly though we are coming to the end of our post; I hate to disappoint you though, so I'll finish off with a whole bunch of pictures featuring the delectable Chloe, a lady that I had the pleasure of spanking this year - not to mention slippering, paddling and strapping. 

So, here she is, enjoying most of those things, and just a little bit more.

You can't go wrong starting at the bottom
Gorgeous Chloe
Two bottoms are better than one
Well, Chloe is in the picture, but I can see why your eyes might be drawn elsewhere
Chloe's bottom again
Adding that seasonal glow
As it once was, so shall it be
Well, that's your lot. I'll be back after Christmas, with more of the usual fun spanky stuff; pictures, interviews, stories and whatever odd thoughts may creep into my head.

I hope that you all have a wonderful Christmas, and I'll be back soon.

All the best


Thursday 17 December 2015

How about something just a bit different? Chelsea Spanks

I'm getting just a little bored with having the same type of posts on the same day each week; it's probably because I have the attention span of a blonde dormouse (who are, as a group, most frequently voted the likeliest animal to forget to finish a complete sentence), and I have to write the damn things, y'know.

So, inspired by the wonder that is the perennial Chelsea Pfeiffer, I bring to you the first part of the Chelsea Spanks chronicles. Now that may require just a little explanation.

As you probably know, Chelsea runs two spanking sites; Good Spanking Classics, featuring older videos, and Good Spanking, which unsurprisingly focuses on more recently shot spanking stuff.

One of the features on both of these sites, although appearing much more often in the recently shot material, are Chelsea Spanks videos. They have no plot; it's just Chelsea spending 20 or 30 minutes spanking a particular young lady.

Each clip features a brief intro, then the girl goes over Chelsea's knee, and the spanking begins. Mostly they have a similar format; spanking over clothes, on panties, and then bare bottomed. Then we get a range of implements, such as hairbrush, various paddles, floggers, straps, canes and birches.

The length of each segment varies, although in the vast majority of cases the implements are applied to bare bottoms. The girls often end up totally nude, and then we get to see their thoroughly punished posteriors.

All of the girls spanked take prolonged and firm punishments, but the mood is generally very light hearted, with a range of ladies who clearly enjoy corporal punishment. 

Being the lazy old sod that I am, on Monday morning I spent around 2 hours wandering through these videos, and grabbing a whole bunch of screen captures, which I placed into 5 different files.

I will, for the next few weeks, present these one at a time, bound together by the usual bunch of whaffly bullshit, so as to entertain me, if no one else.

What are the files, I hear you ask (which is a damn good trick, given that you won't be reading this until several days after I type it, and, well, you're not here in the room with me)? I shall enlighten you.

1. Spanking over clothes
2. Spanking over panties
3. Spanking the bare bottom 
4. Spanking with implements
5. Spanking - the aftermath

So then, 5 posts over 5 weeks, loosely speaking. I don't suppose that I'll  bother to post one on Christmas day.

I believe that I've kept you here long enough, without a little visual stimulation to pass the time. As I'm a kind old cove, at heart, I shall leap to rectify that immediately.

All pictures are my amateurish screen grabs from films currently presented on Chelsea Pfeiffer's Good Spanking site, which I recommend unreservedly (although, I have to confess, I kind of like Good Spanking Classics a little more).

Time to get down to the nitty gritty. Um. Well, the pictures.

Abigail Whittaker
Amelia; showing unusual restraint, just the one picture of her this time
Alex Reynolds
Alexis Steele, who went for the "straight to paddle" option
Amy Hunter
Carolyn Reese 
Dani Daniels (FHS were only the first site to film her spanked by a man, not spanked at all)
The magical Dia Zerva (well, I adore her)
January Seraph - oddly named but gorgeous
Kat St James
Molly Matthews
Natalie Minx
Sarah Gregory in shorts - an alliterative delight
An all-time favourite - Snow Mercy
Sophie Nova - it'd be nice to see that bottom in a close up
Ask and you shall receive (yep, talking to myself here)
Ten Amorette
Veronica Daniels
Y'know the thing that strikes me the most about these screen shots? How much of a good time everyone seems to be having. You don't often see that many smiling faces in spanking videos.

Don't get me wrong; I love the roleplaying films, where the girl being spanked has to grimace and groan from the very first smack. It's just that these candid things are a bit more honest. The ladies being spanked are certainly receiving payment for their pains, but they're enjoying themselves too.

Just like we are.

These twenty or so pictures don't represent all of the ladies who Chelsea Spanks, by a long way. And, as we go on, you may notice that each of these ladies does not necessarily appear within each category. There's a lot of choice out there.

I hope that you enjoyed our premier Chelsea Spanks post; four more to go, and I might just do a bonus Chelsea Spanked post to round things out. If you're all very lucky. Perhaps you'd better write to Santa.

All the best


Wednesday 16 December 2015

Why I love....Erica Scott

Oh, this one has been so long coming! In fact, I'm so in awe of the wonderful sexy, funny and articulate Ms Scott that I'm really not sure where to begin.

This picture certainly isn't the worst place, and Erica looks adorable in it, with a slightly knowing smile. Well, I suppose she knows what is going to come next.

Which is more than I do!

Tell you what, let's start with this. Erica has a blog that should be compulsory reading for all internet based spanking fiends; you can find it here: https://ericalscott.wordpress.com/.

I'm going to shamelessly borrow (or, if you are of a cynical bent, steal) a brief description of her many attributes, from her very own blog (which means that she doesn't get to deny any of this).
From Erica's blog; spanking fun

Erica in her own words:

Can be loving, affectionate, loyal, quick-witted, playful, sensitive, empathic, tenderhearted, mercurial, stubborn, sarcastic, impatient, perfectionistic, contrary, opinionated, cranky, antisocial, restless, kinky, exhibitionistic, rebellious, incurably flirtatious, or any combination of the above, depending on the day.

Dunno what you think, but I'd say that all of that makes for a pretty terrific lady. If you read her blog you'll see that she certainly is one.

Luckily for all of us, sitting here millions of miles away (geography was never one of my strong points), whilst we are unlikely ever to meet this divine lady in person, we can spend a few happy moments in her company through the magic of spanking videos.

Unlike a lot of the ladies upon whom I focus my gimlet gaze (and, let me tell you, if you need glasses that can give you a hell of a headache, and a nearly permanent squint) Erica has not lavished her lovely presence on one particular site. She turns up all over the place, her bottom getting pinker and perkier by the moment.

And for those old British farts like me, that is not intended as a veiled reference to puppet pigs (oh, go on, look up Pinky and Perky on Wikipedia).

I hope this doesn't offend Erica but it is fair to say that she is one of the slightly more mature spankee ladies that appear on the Web. She is slim, elegant, and rounded where it means the most. I'm not sure what it says about me (other than that I'm old and kinky) but I love to see older ladies getting spanked.

Well, I love to see all ladies getting spanked, but, whilst you see a lot of pretty young things, you don't see so many nearly middle aged ladies across a willing knee.
Triple A

Quickly getting back to Erica. she has clear, slightly sharp features (which I adore), and she always seems to be having more fun playing than we do watching. Which is really saying something.

In the interests of giving you all the barest hint of why I like to see her so much, I have trawled the web (well, the chunk of it that's downloaded to my Seagate hard drive anyway) to seek out splendidly spanky examples of Erica's art.

The choice of websites to look at is at least restricted a bit, as Erica does not switch, and only likes to be spanked by men. 

I've gathered a few; I'm more or less certain (and how certain is that, exactly?) that I have a few more lurking around on my computer, but I can't put my fingers (or mouse) on them, just at the moment.

I can't contain myself anymore. Let's just pull the velvet curtain aside, and, leaning forwards, take a peek at the joys that await us behind it's blank faced glare. Or, you know, here are a few fun photos of Erica. Being spanked. Well, d'uh!

John, you lucky,lucky bastard (have I mentioned that before?)
Pictures of John and Erica from Triple AAA of course
Just Erica, mostly
With Paul Kennedy, on Dreams of Spanking
Mind you, Paul's pretty lucky too
Proof Erica's bottom does go red
With Stephen Lewis, on Northern Spanking
Come to think of it, Stephen's not exactly walking under ladders, or kicking black cats, is he?
He's handy with a slipper too
I think possibly Steve has come out of this more tired than Erica
Different video, same Erica. Oh, and Steve too
If I was Steve I'd be out buying lottery tickets every day
Of course, getting to spank Erica may have used up all of his luck
If he has then I guess that makes the lottery a tax on lucky bastard spankers
Erica's bottom, from Shadowlane
This could get repetitive if Erica didn't have such a lovely bottom
Spanking in action
Sadly that's all of the films that I've managed to locate on my PC. I know that Erica has also shot with Lily Starr Spanking, and Spanking 101, but they are currently only downloadable from a clips store, and I don't really use them.

If anyone knows of any other producers Erica has shot with please leave a comment; I might be able to post more pictures. I'm sure that you all want that.

Anyway, book keeping bits; these screen grabs are taken from films downloaded from the following splendid sites:-

Triple A Spanking
Dreams of Spanking
Northern Spanking

Please take a few minutes to check out their site tours; you may well find that you can't resist joining one or more of them, for all of their fun spanky goodness.

All the best