Wednesday, 17 December 2014

Oh look, it'a another paysite review - English Spankers

You know that I'm a sad spanking obsessed old git, and that I spend far too long messing about on the World Wide Web of Spanking (and let's face it, we all know that spanking was the real reason the internet was conceived).

Despite the long sweaty hours I've spent wandering around various sites, I've just realised that I missed one. And it has quite a lot of films to devour too!

Welcome then, to English Spankers. You're all bright people (I wouldn't let you visit if you weren't) - take a wild guess at where this site is based (and incidentally, given the UK population in comparison to the US one we seem to generate an inordinately large number of video spanking producers).

I must confess that I wonder how the crappy ATVOD legislation will affect them all.

Where should we start? Well, how about with their mission statement:-


English Spankers features the punishment and discipline of young girls, schoolgirls and mature ladies in video & pictures


Well, that seems pretty self explanatory, and very satisfactory.
And, of course, all models are aged eighteen or over.


Membership costs £16.61 per month at present, on the usual recurring basis with payment through CC Bill. You can pay £65.89 for 180 days on a non recurring basis instead.

So what do you get if you decide to fork over your hard earned pennies? Quite a lot of spanking, actually.

The site has apparently been running for over 10 years, and there are currently in excess of 250 videos available for download, produced during that period.

New films are uploaded on at least a weekly basis.

The films run from around 5 minutes up to, well, quite a lot longer, and they feature a wide range of spanking models, from a number of ladies that I've never seen elsewhere to several of our regular favourites. It's safe to say that Pandora, Amelia, Molly and Dani all make an appearance!

The plots of the films cover many of the old standards, including, of course, a fair number of schoolgirls receiving their just desserts. In addition there are a number of themed clips; spanked in pj's, cash strapped girls, the sexy cleaning co and audition clips.

Of these the audition clips are generally my favourites; the girls speak frankly about their experiences and interests, and then are soundly spanked. I mentioned (I think) the film that Kiki Devine did for this segment, and I think that one is almost worth the admission price alone.

One of the real strengths of English Spankers is the diversity of their spankees; whilst this is limited in a racial sense (which in the UK seems largely to be dictated by the lack of availability of ethnic spankees) they do feature all body types, and probably the widest range of ages you will see.

Perhaps it's because I'm an old fart but I do like to see a more mature lady being punished from time to time. Don't get me wrong - I love to see the young hotties with their bottoms being reddened, but it's nice to have variety, and you'll certainly find that here.

The majority of the spankings are carried out by Mr Stern, Sarah Stern and Katie Didit, with the ladies also being on the receiving end too. There are other men but I don't think that I've come across them elsewhere.

I've already commented on the mix of spankees, but it really does seem that some of these girls are actually new to spanking.

Site navigation is straightforward, if a little uninspired. Log in and you are presented with several (quite long) pages, prsenting films in date order with the most recently uploaded videos first. There is a description of each scene, and you can simply right click and download.

Whilst the films themselves generally have titles (although rather frustratingly not all parts of one film have the same title), the downloads just use a letter/number code, similar to that on Sarah Stern's own website, Spanking Sarah. In fact this site resembles Sarah's in many ways, although Ms Stern's site is a little bit more attractively presented.

The films are a mixture of lengths, with 1, 2 and 3 parters. Image quality is very nice, and they are shot using a good variety of angles. 

Most films use a fairly standard progression of implements, although there are some that just feature one; luckily (from my point of view) many of these are OTK hand spankings. I do love those.

The spankings shown range from comprehensive to fairly severe, especially when the cane is used. The vast majority are within my comfort zone though. 

What else might you want to know? This is a good website to check out, as there are masses of sample videos to download. The clips are short but give a good flavour of the longer films.

For what it's worth, my opinion is that the vast majority of the films are very enjoyable, and I'm sure that most fans of ladies being spanked will find much here that they like. The monthly cost is relatively modest, and there are a lot of films to choose from, with an enviable array of spankees.

Many of the plots of the films will be familiar to you (although that it true on virtually every site, with perhaps Dreams of Spanking and Northern Spanking being excluded) but as I'm sure most subscribers will be here for the spankings and not for the plots, this may not be much of an issue.

Is this site worth your money? I believe that it is - I was happy enough with what I got for my month's membership anyway. I suppose that a lot of viewers won't like all of the clips or spankees, but I would imagine that to be the case with all websites.

A lot of the early films start out with an on screen logo declaring them to be "A traditional spanking video", and that is the single most notable thing here; these films do exactly what they say on the tin. It's good traditional straightforward fair, with little in the way of bells or whistles, but none the worse for that.

So, ladies and gentlemen, there you have it; English Spankers. Christmas is a time for tradition, so this might be the perfect site for this time of year!

All pictures are my screen grabs from English Spankers, and any quality issues are as a result of my incompetence, rather than any defects in the films themselves.

All the best

Tim







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