Monday, 10 February 2014
I've got a theory...
I really do have a theory though. Or at least the elusive slip of an idea.
We've been watching Doctor Who DVD's; just catching up on the last 2 or 3 seasons (or series, I suppose, as it's a British show, and that's more our terminology).
I've just realised that there are three spanking references in the last couple of series; is Steven Moffat a secret spanko?
The first one if in the extras on season 6; there are 4 specially filmed "Night and the Doctor" inserts, which start off fluffy and light, but buld into something more sinister and serious. In (I think) the third of these the Doctor and River (his kind of wife, if you don't watch the show, played by the marvellous Alex Kingston) are arguing; she yells at him
"So what are you going to do? Spank me?" There is a mischievious glint in her eye, as she says this. The Doctor, turning away, starts to reply:-
"That's not..." before he is interrupted. "A bad idea". Might have been.
Then there is the season 7 episode "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship". For no very good reason Queen Neffertiti and the big gsme hunter Riddell (from Britain in colonial days) accompany our hero as he ends up on a huge spaceship approaching the Earth. The Queen and Riddell are clearly attracted to each other, and flirt entertainingly. At one stage Riddell threatens to "put you over my knee and spank you". to which she spits back a threat herself.
And finally, in the relatively recent "Time and the Doctor" the man himseld lands a smack on the very cute bottom of his assistant, Clara.
We have a new doctor now, the older and much more stern looking Peter Capaldi. Moffat has said that, initially at least, the relationship between the Doctor and his assistant will be adversorial. What do you think the chances are that he will spank her?
Utter bollocks of course.
Unless it happens, in which case, remember that you saw it here first. Well, you know, read about it, at least.
All the best
Pictures are unselfishly provided by the lovely Firm Hand Spanking purely because I'm a member there at the moment. Please enjoy and check them out.
What's that/? Why no pictures of Doctor Who? Well. 'cos I like spanking, and girls. And it's my blog.